{"product_id":"existential-mineral-wash-waffle-knit-shorts","title":"Existential - Heavyweight Mineral Wash Waffle Knit Shorts (NEW)","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat is it:\u003c\/strong\u003e The Existential Heavyweight Mineral Wash Waffle Knit Shorts are 340 GSM shorts with a unique waffle knit texture and mineral wash finish. Available in Black, Blue, Gray. $50.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eWhat is waffle knit and why does it matter?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWaffle knit creates a textured, grid-like pattern in the fabric that adds dimension and breathability. At 340 GSM, these are significantly heavier than standard shorts. The mineral wash adds vintage character with natural color variation. The combination of waffle texture and mineral wash creates a look and feel you will not find at any mall.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eWhat is the Existential design about?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe right thigh features a white crescent moon with dangling celestial charms including smaller moon phases, circles, and stars cascading downward like a delicate mobile. The left thigh displays the Phantasmagorical flame logo. Subtle and clean.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMost brands fall apart after a few washes. Prints crack. Fabric pills. The fit goes weird. Phantasmagorical gear is the opposite. The vintage aesthetic actually gets better and better with every wash. The cotton softens up, the wash fades naturally, and the whole thing breaks in like your favorite piece you have had for years.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eTechnical Specifications\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e 100% Cotton, waffle knit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWeight:\u003c\/strong\u003e 340 GSM - Ultra Heavyweight\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFit:\u003c\/strong\u003e Standard\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFinish:\u003c\/strong\u003e Mineral wash\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eColors:\u003c\/strong\u003e Black, Blue, Gray\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSizes:\u003c\/strong\u003e S, M, L, XL, 2XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBest For:\u003c\/strong\u003e Summer streetwear, festivals, casual fits\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eSizing Guide\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis runs true to size. Order your normal size for the intended fit. For reference, Russell (founder) is 6'2\", 180 lbs and wears L for his normal fit or XL for a more relaxed vibe.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ctable cellpadding=\"8\" border=\"1\" style=\"border-collapse: collapse; width: 100%; text-align: center; margin-top: 15px; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background-color: #F8F8F8;\"\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; color: #000000;\"\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; color: #000000;\"\u003eWaist (Flat)\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; color: #000000;\"\u003eLength\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; color: #000000;\"\u003eHip\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; color: #000000;\"\u003e13.0\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; color: #000000;\"\u003e20.1\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; color: #000000;\"\u003e21.5\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background-color: #F8F8F8;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eM\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; color: #000000;\"\u003e14.0\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; color: #000000;\"\u003e20.9\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; color: #000000;\"\u003e22.8\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; color: #000000;\"\u003e15.0\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; color: #000000;\"\u003e21.7\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; color: #000000;\"\u003e24.0\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background-color: #F8F8F8;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; color: #000000;\"\u003e16.0\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; color: #000000;\"\u003e22.4\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; color: #000000;\"\u003e25.2\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e2XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; color: #000000;\"\u003e17.0\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; color: #000000;\"\u003e23.2\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; color: #000000;\"\u003e26.4\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat is the return and exchange policy?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cp\u003eAll items are made-to-order, so we generally cannot accept returns for change of mind. Use the Sizing Oracle above to unlock our 30-Day Sizing Guarantee with free exchanges. Defective or damaged items? 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