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Existential - Unisex Camo Boxy T-Shirt (NEW)

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    • Description

      What is it: The Existential Unisex Camo Boxy T-Shirt is a 240 GSM heavyweight cotton tee with a drop-shoulder boxy fit and a celestial moon graphic. Available in 2 Camo variants. $45.

      What makes the fit different?

      The drop-shoulder construction and oversized boxy cut give this tee a relaxed, lived-in silhouette straight out of the bag. At 240 GSM, it has real weight and structure without feeling stiff. The kind of shirt that looks intentional, not just baggy.

      What is the Existential design about?

      A white crescent moon anchors the chest with smaller moon phases, circles, and stars cascading downward in a delicate celestial chain. Set against an all-over military camo print, the contrast is deliberate — cosmic against earthbound. Subtle enough to wear anywhere, distinct enough to be remembered.

      Most brands use cheap cotton that pills and fades after a few washes. This is 240 GSM pure cotton — it softens with every wash, the camo deepens naturally, and the print holds. It breaks in like your favorite piece you've had for years.

      Technical Specifications

      • Material: 100% Cotton
      • Weight: 240 GSM — Heavyweight
      • Fit: Oversized Boxy
      • Neckline: Round Neck / Drop Shoulder
      • Colors: Camo
      • Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL
      • Best For: Streetwear, festivals, daily casual

      Sizing Guide

      This runs oversized by design. Order your normal size for the intended boxy fit, or size down if you prefer something closer.

      Size Chest Length Shoulder Sleeve
      S 25.2" 24.0" 23.6" 8.3"
      M 26.0" 24.8" 24.4" 8.5"
      L 26.8" 25.6" 25.2" 8.7"
      XL 27.6" 26.4" 26.0" 8.9"
      2XL 28.3" 27.2" 26.8" 9.1"


      Frequently Asked Questions

      What is the return and exchange policy?

      All items are made-to-order, so we generally cannot accept returns for change of mind. Use the Sizing Oracle above to unlock our 30-Day Sizing Guarantee with free exchanges. Defective or damaged items? Contact Hello@phantasmagorical.co and we will make it right.

    Description

    What is it: The Existential Unisex Camo Boxy T-Shirt is a 240 GSM heavyweight cotton tee with a drop-shoulder boxy fit and a celestial moon graphic. Available in 2 Camo variants. $45.

    What makes the fit different?

    The drop-shoulder construction and oversized boxy cut give this tee a relaxed, lived-in silhouette straight out of the bag. At 240 GSM, it has real weight and structure without feeling stiff. The kind of shirt that looks intentional, not just baggy.

    What is the Existential design about?

    A white crescent moon anchors the chest with smaller moon phases, circles, and stars cascading downward in a delicate celestial chain. Set against an all-over military camo print, the contrast is deliberate — cosmic against earthbound. Subtle enough to wear anywhere, distinct enough to be remembered.

    Most brands use cheap cotton that pills and fades after a few washes. This is 240 GSM pure cotton — it softens with every wash, the camo deepens naturally, and the print holds. It breaks in like your favorite piece you've had for years.

    Technical Specifications

    • Material: 100% Cotton
    • Weight: 240 GSM — Heavyweight
    • Fit: Oversized Boxy
    • Neckline: Round Neck / Drop Shoulder
    • Colors: Camo
    • Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL
    • Best For: Streetwear, festivals, daily casual

    Sizing Guide

    This runs oversized by design. Order your normal size for the intended boxy fit, or size down if you prefer something closer.

    Size Chest Length Shoulder Sleeve
    S 25.2" 24.0" 23.6" 8.3"
    M 26.0" 24.8" 24.4" 8.5"
    L 26.8" 25.6" 25.2" 8.7"
    XL 27.6" 26.4" 26.0" 8.9"
    2XL 28.3" 27.2" 26.8" 9.1"


    Frequently Asked Questions

    What is the return and exchange policy?

    All items are made-to-order, so we generally cannot accept returns for change of mind. Use the Sizing Oracle above to unlock our 30-Day Sizing Guarantee with free exchanges. Defective or damaged items? Contact Hello@phantasmagorical.co and we will make it right.