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Existential - Snow Wash Heavyweight Jogger Sweatpants
Existential - Snow Wash Heavyweight Jogger Sweatpants
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Size Guide
Size Guide
Find your ideal fit based on height & weight
This is an approximate guide based on a relaxed, vintage-inspired fit:
- 📏 Height: 0 –5'7" / Weight: 0–145 lbs → Recommended: S
- 📏 Height: 5'7"–5'10" / Weight: 145–165 lbs → Recommended: M
- 📏 Height: 5'10"–6'1" / Weight: 165–185 lbs → Recommended: L
- 📏 Height: 6'1"–6'3" / Weight: 185–205 lbs → Recommended: XL
- 📏 Height: 6'3" and above / Weight: 205+ lbs → Recommended: 2XL
💡 Prefer a looser fit? Size up. Want it more fitted? Size down.
Still unsure? Feel free to contact us — we’re here to help.
What makes Phantasmagorical Existential Joggers unique?
These luxury 420 GSM heavyweight cotton joggers feature a proprietary artisan snow-wash finish and sacred geometry artwork. Designed for durability and a structural streetwear fit, they combine cosmic lunar motifs with a tailored silhouette that outlasts fast-fashion cycles.
Russell is 6'2" and wearing size L (he prefers XL because of his longer legs).
Ground yourself in heavy cotton. These aren't just sweatpants; they are 420 GSM of reality-anchoring comfort. Designed for the space between high-end streetwear and home rituals, every pair features a proprietary snow-wash finish—creating a deep, dimensional patina unique to you.
The Existential design merges cosmic lunar phases with intricate geometric pillars. Printed directly onto heavyweight fabric, the structure is dense enough to hold a tailored silhouette without clinging, yet soft enough for daily rotation.
Premium Features & Sustainability
- 420 GSM Heavyweight Cotton: Provides architectural structure, warmth, and extreme durability.
- Artisan Snow-Wash: A specialized low-impact dyeing process that ensures no two pairs are identical.
- Sacred Geometry Pillars: Visual motifs of lunar cycles and geometric pillars symbolizing balance and time.
- Tailored Streetwear Cut: A structured, tapered profile for a clean line from hip to ankle.
- Made-to-Order Model: Each piece is produced individually to eliminate inventory waste and honor sustainable art.
Sizing & Fit Guide (Tailored Fit)
⚠️ Pro Tip: SIZE UP
These joggers run smaller than standard sizing. For a relaxed streetwear look or "stacked" ankle, consider ordering a size up from your usual size. We HIGHLY suggest you screenshot the chart below and ask ChatGPT what size you should get based on your height (and/or inseam you normally wear with pants). This is the MOST accurate way to ensure your fit. You'll be happy you double checked when they arrive!
Founder Fit Reference:
"I am 6'2" and 180 lbs (US Large/33" waist). I wear a Size XL for the perfect comfort and length."
| Size | Waist (Flat) | Outseam | Best For Height |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 13" | 39.8" | Under 5'6" |
| M | 13.6" | 40.6" | 5'6" - 5'8" |
| L | 14.2" | 41.3" | 5'8" - 5'10" |
| XL | 14.8" | 42.1" | 5'10" - 6'0" |
| 2XL | 15.4" | 42.9" | 6'1" - 6'3" |
Care & Longevity
Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry to preserve the 420 GSM structural integrity.
Note: Due to our sustainable made-to-order model, we cannot accept returns for sizing issues. Please refer to the Fit Reference above.
