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Existential - Heavyweight Mineral Wash Waffle Knit Shorts (NEW)

Existential - Heavyweight Mineral Wash Waffle Knit Shorts (NEW)

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Size Guide

Find your ideal fit based on height & weight

This is an approximate guide based on a relaxed, vintage-inspired fit:

  • 📏 Height: 0 –5'7" / Weight: 0–145 lbs → Recommended: S
  • 📏 Height: 5'7"–5'10" / Weight: 145–165 lbs → Recommended: M
  • 📏 Height: 5'10"–6'1" / Weight: 165–185 lbs → Recommended: L
  • 📏 Height: 6'1"–6'3" / Weight: 185–205 lbs → Recommended: XL
  • 📏 Height: 6'3" and above / Weight: 205+ lbs → Recommended: 2XL

💡 Prefer a looser fit? Size up. Want it more fitted? Size down.

Still unsure? Feel free to contact us — we’re here to help.

What is it: The Existential Heavyweight Mineral Wash Waffle Knit Shorts are 340 GSM shorts with a unique waffle knit texture and mineral wash finish. Available in Black, Blue, Gray. $50.

What is waffle knit and why does it matter?

Waffle knit creates a textured, grid-like pattern in the fabric that adds dimension and breathability. At 340 GSM, these are significantly heavier than standard shorts. The mineral wash adds vintage character with natural color variation. The combination of waffle texture and mineral wash creates a look and feel you will not find at any mall.

What is the Existential design about?

The right thigh features a white crescent moon with dangling celestial charms including smaller moon phases, circles, and stars cascading downward like a delicate mobile. The left thigh displays the Phantasmagorical flame logo. Subtle and clean.

Most brands fall apart after a few washes. Prints crack. Fabric pills. The fit goes weird. Phantasmagorical gear is the opposite. The vintage aesthetic actually gets better and better with every wash. The cotton softens up, the wash fades naturally, and the whole thing breaks in like your favorite piece you have had for years.

Technical Specifications

  • Material: 100% Cotton, waffle knit
  • Weight: 340 GSM - Ultra Heavyweight
  • Fit: Standard
  • Finish: Mineral wash
  • Colors: Black, Blue, Gray
  • Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL
  • Best For: Summer streetwear, festivals, casual fits

Sizing Guide

This runs true to size. Order your normal size for the intended fit. For reference, Russell (founder) is 6'2", 180 lbs and wears L for his normal fit or XL for a more relaxed vibe.

Size Waist (Flat) Length Hip
S 13.0" 20.1" 21.5"
M 14.0" 20.9" 22.8"
L 15.0" 21.7" 24.0"
XL 16.0" 22.4" 25.2"
2XL 17.0" 23.2" 26.4"

Frequently Asked Questions

What is the return and exchange policy?

All items are made-to-order, so we generally cannot accept returns for change of mind. Use the Sizing Oracle above to unlock our 30-Day Sizing Guarantee with free exchanges. Defective or damaged items? Contact Hello@phantasmagorical.co and we will make it right.

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